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- Everything on the site (already free)
- The support button, gone
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$20
monthly · this tier does not exist
- Everything in $10, which is everything
- A second badge? No.
- Priority nothing
Not purchasable. It is here because pricing pages always have three columns.
$100
not available, on purpose
A year is long enough to second-guess yourself, and you probably will, and that is fine. Spend the money somewhere else.
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Why this incredible offer works
Unlock the life-changing power of giving me ten dollars
Your potential was already yours. The step is decorative, like this sentence.
Of people who also read six sections titled "why you should not subscribe" and did it anyway.
To exactly what everyone else has. The prompts were always free. That is the product.
★★★★★
“I subscribed and nothing changed. Exactly as promised.”
— Zblorb, verified stranger. Not from Earth
★★★★★
“The 0% discount convinced me. You simply cannot beat that number.”
— Unit-10, a robot who ran the numbers
★★★★★
“I waited 9,999 years and the offer was still there. Incredible.”
— A goat. Goats have time
★★★★★
“Five stars. I photosynthesise, so technically everything here is free for me already.”
— A houseplant, five stars
And, in the interest of the radical honesty this page is legally committed to, the one-star reviews too:
★☆☆☆☆
“Really hard to subscribe. I looked for the checkout for ten minutes and found a list telling me not to. One star.”
— A seagull, mid-complaint
★☆☆☆☆
“It is not clear what service I receive when I subscribe. I read the whole page twice. It kept saying nothing. Suspicious.”
— A cat, unimpressed since birth
★☆☆☆☆
“The countdown is not working. It has said 10,000 years for three days now. Fix it on your side bro.”
— A garden gnome who checks daily
★☆☆☆☆
“This is the lamest website I have ever seen. Anyway, one star, and tell me when the next show is.”
— A pigeon, still subscribed to the feed
Is there a discount? No. 0%. We said it in the headline and we stand by it.
What if I miss the offer? You have 10,000 years. If you miss it, that is genuinely impressive.
Do I have to? No. The next section is six long reasons not to.
What it buys, exactly
| What you get | Everyone $0 | Supporters $10/mo | Premium plus $20/mo † |
|---|---|---|---|
| Access all website features | Yes | Yes | n/a |
| The annoying support button, visible | Yes | Gone. One less click, forever | n/a |
| A supporter badge whose price does not end in .99 | · | Yes | n/a |
| Makes me happy overnight | · | Yes | n/a |
| No promotions, no affiliate links, no next best thing | Yes | ✓ you did that | n/a |
| Getting rich quick, or at all | Nobody | Nobody | n/a |
| Emails warning you about your own subscription | · | Yes | n/a |
| Exists | Yes | Yes | ✗ |
† The $20 tier does not exist. The column is here because comparison tables always have three paid columns, and we did not want you to feel shortchanged on columns.
Why you should not subscribe
The honest half of the page, at full sales-page length. I mean every word of it.
Coming on the show is free
Let us talk, at length, about the number zero. Zero is what a guest pays to come on the show. Not zero-with-an-asterisk, not zero-until-the-upsell, not zero-plus-a-booking-fee that appears at checkout wearing a little hat. Zero. You bring a real problem and three to four hours, and you leave with the thing you wished for, built, on your own computer.
Most pages at this point would say "a value of $2,000, yours free!" and put a strike through an invented number. There is no invented number. Nobody has ever been quoted anything, so there is nothing to strike through. The show needs guests more than it needs money, which is the entire economics of this website explained in one sentence.
The prompts are free, and shared
Everything typed into the agent during a session is captured, cleaned up, and published on the wish it built. This is the part a normal business would gate, drip, or turn into a $49 mini-course with a countdown timer. It is on the page. It has a copy button. The copy button has been tested more thoroughly than most banking software.
Why give the product away? Because the prompts are not the product. Watching a real person get a real thing built, and realising the words they used were ordinary words, is the product. A prompt behind a paywall teaches nobody the one thing this whole show exists to show: that you could have typed it too.
The guests are people like you
A psychologist. An accountant. A projection-mapping artist. Not one of them had written a line of code, and not one of them needed to. They sat down with their actual business problems, the kind with tax documents and booking forms and folders named FINAL_v3_really, and prompted their way out of them, live, in front of strangers.
The marketing industry would call them "social proof" and blur their faces into a testimonial carousel. They are not proof of this website. They are proof of you. Whatever you do for a living, one of them was closer to your situation than you think, and the whole session is on tape, free, with the boring parts left in so you can see how long things really take.
Only give if you have enough
Here is a sentence no sales page has ever printed: please check your bank balance before giving me money, and if the answer makes you hesitate even slightly, close this page and keep it. There is no version of this where your ten dollars matters more to the show than it matters to you.
If you have a spare ten dollars a month and a problem your computer could be solving, the mathematically correct move is not supporting this show. It is subscribing to an AI agent and prompting it. That is not me being noble; that is just the better trade, and a website that sold you the worse trade on purpose would be exactly the kind of website this one makes fun of.
There are better places for your money
Every session on this show runs on software written by people you have never heard of, given away, maintained at midnight, thanklessly, for decades. The operating system, the terminal, the languages, the thousands of libraries the agent quietly reaches for: all of it built by the open-source community and handed over for nothing.
If ten dollars a month is leaving your account in the name of technology, send it there. Pick a project you actually use, find its sponsor button, and become the reason somebody keeps maintaining the thing your livelihood quietly depends on. That is not a donation; that is infrastructure. The show will be fine.
Pay it forward instead
The most valuable thing you own, for the purposes of this page, is not in your wallet. It is your feed, your group chats, and the moment at a barbecue when somebody says "I wish my computer just did it for me" and you say "funny you should mention that".
A follow costs nothing and compounds. A share reaches the one person no advertising budget could find: your friend, who trusts you. This is the entire growth strategy of the show, written out in public, on the page where the money is supposed to change hands. The ladder below is the whole ask.
The essence of the whole website
Every person I help is how I get to help the next one.
That loop is the product. The money was never the point, and this is the way to feed the loop that costs nothing.
One step. The feeds grow, the algorithm notices, the next guest finds the show.
Even better. An episode sent to one person who needs it beats any advertising I could buy.
Show your mates the prompts and what got built with them. That is a real prompt ninja: the wish spreads, and somebody else stops waiting for permission.